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Hard as Wood
7.5
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2h 36m
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2005
Overview
Sex in the great outdoors! Sun, fresh air, trees, and humpy country men with bulging jeans and muscular chests...this is what the good life is made of. Country life is hard work, but sweat and strain build perfect bodies. And who could be better than a bunch of corn-fed American studs who aim to deliver every possible sexual pleasure?
Cast
![Chuck DiRocco pic](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimage.tmdb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Foriginal%2FcWimUYMAylGOndhiy0XojaLM1sa.jpg&w=320&q=75)
Chuck DiRocco
![Colin West pic](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimage.tmdb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Foriginal%2Fu9g0q1hywxqEOgNBpm07L0yenXg.jpg&w=320&q=75)
Colin West
![François Sagat pic](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimage.tmdb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Foriginal%2FxkSAuK2WhFKFvIINOJKAz5rWahm.jpg&w=320&q=75)
François Sagat
![Joey Russo pic](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimage.tmdb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Foriginal%2FyWSKA6YBGKxzlyYmWbra2fBFcqV.jpg&w=320&q=75)
Joey Russo
![Michael Brandon pic](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimage.tmdb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Foriginal%2F2Pn1dFq2xIEZsNFHftTQx3T3wIF.jpg&w=320&q=75)
Michael Brandon
![Mike Power pic](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimage.tmdb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Foriginal%2Fdc7MGXwfVNTkz1MVjFKsZoPggCa.jpg&w=320&q=75)
Mike Power
![Nick Piston pic](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimage.tmdb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Foriginal%2FuMc0IsmCNapsOIoQrDtKfZRxYpF.jpg&w=320&q=75)
Nick Piston
![Rafael Alencar pic](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimage.tmdb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Foriginal%2FA7CgipG6xGydB5bhYgX8wXBe35V.jpg&w=320&q=75)
Rafael Alencar
![Sean Harris pic](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimage.tmdb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Foriginal%2FaXJVmauz9yUNrJ9OfL5KkTitROy.jpg&w=320&q=75)
Sean Harris
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