Red / Raccoon / Cpt. Crookygrin / Son-san / Mr. Dingleberry / Mama-san / Wife-san / Grandson-san / Japanese School Girl / 8-Bit Gelato Bene / Nep-Dawg / Jacques Bon / Zeus (voice)

Blue / Narrator / Trollz0r / Shaw (voice)

Lord Takagami (voice)

Lord Tourettes (voice)

Pink (voice)

Broseph (voice)

Chad-Gendarmerie (voice)

Stacy (voice)

Umbrella Salesman (voice)

Zack Keller / Nikos (voice)

Bully / Dock Worker #2 (voice)

Ghetto Cutter / French Cutter (voice)

Guard #1 (voice)

Guard #2 (voice)

Global Rescue Services Operator (voice)